Why must teenagers be such a completely unlikable breed? And why must I be weak enough to allow them to goad me into reacting the way I do? And why do I find it so damned difficult to say no. Just, "no" without feeling guilty or second guessing myself or worrying that they'll resent me? And how in god's name did I end up with such disrespectful, selfish turds?
Don't answer that last one. That one I know the answer to. I just don't damn like it.