Yup, the ones where you pray to some higher power that the ground will open up and swallow you whole to save you the embarrassment, like when you bust your ass in the parking lot and get up blushing and looking around in hopes the place is deserted so no one saw you?
Yeah I hate those. I'm presently pulling my foot out of my mouth and hoping it goes unnoticed.
No - sorry - I'm not retelling the story! I'm embarrassed enough from the experience itself thanks.