Did you guys know that May is officially Masturbation Month? Yeah check it out at Libida.com.
Is there seriously a holiday or celebration for EVERYTHING?
Can't we just go back to pleasuring ourselves in the privacy of shower or bedroom without having to announce it and celebrate it and build fund raisers around it?
Sheesh.
OK seriously, I think this is just about the funniest holiday ever.
May is also National High Blood pressure month according to the grocery store flyer. I was wondering if it had to do with it being popular for weddings, however, with my new knowledge of national masturbation month, I may have to rethink my opinion. ;)
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