I am uneducated, poorly read, inexperienced, sheltered, and socially unaware.
These are the things I leave out of my bio, these are the things that are most true.
I'm to get published in a market where there are so many things more substantial, more intellectual, by the thousands, to compete with. I make pretty pictures with words, brilliant brush strokes with good lines, contrast and tension - but they are, nonetheless, 2 dimensional, shallow.
I am unleavened bread on a steak buffet.
Grammar, by the way, is spelled with two A's.