Monday, November 13, 2006

If...

If you don't want anything to do with me, don't email me (repeatedly.) If my views offend you, don't continue (or re-open) a previously closed conversation.If you don't want me on your blog, don't send me links to it. Duh. And after harrassing me and insulting me, don't have the audacity to suggest that I change my long-standing email signature for you.

Most importantly though, when you realize that I'm not going to play your little psycho head games, don't go all high school. It's really unbecoming. Amusing, but unbecoming.

Thanks for the laugh though!

12 comments:

  1. Hmmm...perhaps this is more about convincing herself (not you) that she's right? Denial ain't a river in Egypt!

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  2. I just want you to post these ridiculous emails so we all can have a laugh. I'm in need of a laugh today.

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  3. Can't do it Eve, the crazy ass is so aware of what she does (continually, and not just with me - I've found plenty of evidence that she's been a nutcase and done this sort of shit all over the internet) that she's added a disclaimer to her emails about how the recipient doesn't have the right to share, post, blog about etc... her emails. In my own best interest, I'll not be posting the emails. But trust me... 1 melon short of a fruit stand.

    the disclaimer even says I'm not allowed to "store" her messages, but I'm saving every loony message the whack job sends me because it seems prudent.

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  4. Once she hits SEND and gives that email to anyone else it becomes property of YOU. You can do whatever you want with it. (Remember, possession is 9/10ths the law...) ;) If she's worried about copyright infringement, make sure you put her name on it. ;)

    LOL.

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  5. Shit. There goes my whole night. I was just about to start sending some emails to tell you suck and that I don't like your views!

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  6. E, you seem to have a knack for attracting whack jobs! What is it? Your stunning beauty? Your honesty? Your ability to say what you mean at all costs?

    Whatever it is, I love you for it! And while it may be a bit inconvenient for you, having all these freaks buggung you all the time, it sure does entertain the rest of us, so keep up the good work. :)

    HUGS

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  7. What's with the current epidemic of blognastiness, anyway? It's as if the days got shorter, the depressive adolescents all quit their jobs at the putt-putt course, and now they're visiting spew on everyone. So far, I'm unscathed, but dang, some of my friends are getting crapped on, and it ticks me off!

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  8. E! I have a brilliant plan! You should just start forwarding all the shit to Shaela. Maybe birds of a feather would like to flock together...?

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  9. LMAO!!! Yes! That's exactly what you should do.

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  10. I hadn't thought about the putt putts closing!
    *Sorry about the added stress.
    When's Dooce on??

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  11. There does seem to be a lot of negativity going around. Too bad because there are so many great, supportive people out there to connect with, hope the nut job finds something else to do with their time.

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