I have died and gone to some alternate reality where the absurdly perfect has happened.
Dooce, queen of all that is honest, and female, and sarcastic, and hilarious, and irreverant and, well, good, is going to be on CNN.
I am, however, only the queen of forgetting that something I want to see is coming on. As in, I've been trying to watch Regan's Rants on the local news channel since Regan White interviewed me in September for the Charlotte Weekly story (scroll down to pg 10.) I even posted myself a note on the side of my monitor, where it has hung, unnoticed, for 2 months. I have yet to watch Regan's Rants. I cuss myself every Saturday. Every. Saturday. So needless to say, I am praying for an early Christmas present that consists of one of two things: A) a memory that works or B) TiVo. She hasn't actually announced the air date yet, but dear GOD let me please please remember to watch it when she does.