Sunday, October 8, 2006


How are ya?

I dunno.

Whatcha doin'?

Makin lemonade.

Makin' lemonade? But you don't like lemonade.

Nope. Lemon meringue pie woulda been better, but I'm all out of eggs.

So, what are ya gonna do with the lemonade? Drink it?

Nah. I'll give it to my neighbors.

Why the hell you gonna do that?

Cuz they've never had lemonade, might as well share it.


  1. they've never had lemonade? But...that is inhumane! Those poor bastards...

  2. I’m confused – but it made me laugh anyway!

    By the way, awesome article!

  3. D~
    Hey sweetie, how life? The leaves all pretty colors up there? Barnhenge looking perfect in the autumn drape? Sorry we didn't make it up like I'd hoped. Someday. I hope.

    Ya know the old saying "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"

    Well, that's what I'm doing, making lemonade and sharing it with the neighbors, but, frankly, I'd have rather made pie. That's all - just some weird pissy metaphor for my life. Leave it to a writer to not be able to just say what I mean eh?

    Or, maybe... leave it to the Amish to not get it ;) Nah, Scott didn't get it either lol.

    How's life treatin' ya Rich? Ice's email keepin' ya busy? You know, I'm totally jealous that he isn't sending me any of the good stuff ;)