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I didn't play the ring-toss game because I didn't want to be responsible for the death of another goldfish. Belonging to me is a fatal condition for a fish. I've been warned by the Aquatic Council for the Finned that if I kill another, I'll be forced to walk the plank for my crimes, which they've deemed to be of the genocidal variety. My prior convictions for similar crimes against Flora (for which I was sentenced to those dead-blood irises) have been used against me. It's a case of double jeopardy.

It isn't fair really, some of my favorite people are planted. . .